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Setting: A High School Reunion
(can be any year)
Haldeman High's Class of (whenever) has gathered for their
is there; Babs and Guy Gleeson-the couple with the most school spirit,
Marty "Budman"Budinski - formerly known as "Party-Hearty-Marty", Dick
former captain of the football, baseball and track teams, Gabrielle
Fox" Fatelle- formerly every boy's fantasy, now every boy's nightmare,
Melven "Wedgie" Wedgewood, former AV guy and chess team president, now
president and CEO of a fortune 500 software company, and the
shy and formerly homely Gertrude Magillicutty. During the festivities
Gleeson and Vice Principle Schlepper are assaulted by lawn "Jarts".
Joe Mamet (who 1st appeared in Murder Me Always) received an anonymous
invitation to the reunion. Who would want to hurt happy go lucky Guy
Gleeson? Who wouldn't want to cause harm to Vice Principle Schlepper?
And finally, who would invite Detective Joe Mamet to the reunion? He
even go to school here. Well, fortunately Detective Mamet and his
trusty assistant Pinter will begin the investigation into this "injury"
mystery and hopefully answer these questions.
Cast Total: 12 =
* Note about this play - the "mystery" surrounds 2
people who were "injured"
by Lawn Jarts. There is no "murder" per se
only an Attempted Murder.
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As Dead As You Are
an evening of laughs twists. The production was a light, almost murder
mystery involving outlawed recreation toys, class clowns, high school
sweethearts and a twist that left the audience crying in their seats
from the nonstop laughter."
by Gregorio Padilla
The Cheraw Chronicle
Cheraw, South Carolina